Teacher: Maine ek aadmi ka khoon kiya iss sentense ko future tense mein badlo. . . Pappu: You will go to jail An Engineering Student went & proposed a girl Girl : What can u do to make me love you ? Boy : I will do whatever you want, ...
Ek Angrez Ne Indian Se Pucha. Bharat Mein Sabse Jyada Barf Kahan Padti Hai?â Jawab Kuch Aisa Tha.âBefore 8 PM Kashmir, After 8PM Wiskey Ke Glass Meinâ.
After hard work from morning to evening... . Dad asks- kitni kamaya? . Wife-kitna bachaya? . Children-kya laaya? But . . . . Only mom asks- . . . . KUCH KHAAYA ? Salute"MOM"... Hit LIKE For MoM
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Student-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega Student-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega".
KAPIL everest par gaya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha.. KAPIL-baba ye kya hai Baba-masala KAPIL- Oh O to Evrest Masala aap hi banate ho.